понедельник, 15 мая 2006
Или, типа вот что нас ждёт(Warning! English inside!)
You might have TOO MANY miniatures if…
The weight of your collection has actually cracked the foundation of your house.
Your upstairs workshop is now in the basement.
You have so much lead lining the walls of your house, that Superman's X-ray vision can't see through it.
Your doctor has diagnosed you as having weird for of lead addiction.
You save the filings and flash off your minis so you can melt it down to make new figures.
You have so many unopened blister packs in your house that visitors just assume you've opened up your own shop.
The last time you moved you had to rent a truck and hire three burly guys just to move your Warhammer armies.
You have enough lead on hand to field a 1,000,000,000 point army.
You save the filings and flash so you can melt it down and make ARMIES!
OPEC wants to make you an honorary member because of all the petroleum in your plastic figures.
You're bidding against the Chinese on lead futures.
The only spot in your house without a paint drop/stain is the part of your chair where your ass rests!
- NASA is investigating a wobble of earth's rotation and discovers it's caused by your collection
- Traders chase away other customers when you arrive at their booth and prostrate themselves when you adress them
- You considered using the ceiling as storage space
- The ceiling collapsed when you tried to use it as storage space
- Your miniatures are packed so tight they start to fight among themselves
- Your house was hit by a tornado and the tornado bounced off
- Light is starting to bend when it passes by your house
- Much of your furniture is made out of storage boxes
- When asked "Do you have this figure ?" you have answered yes and consequently shown proof for the last 15 years.
- people have staked a minerals claim on your residence.
- your house is listed on local tourist maps like the ball of twine and shopping bag collection
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15.05.2006 в 19:35